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Husband to dispose of Christmas tree ‘sometime in the near future’

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A man from Port Talbot has told his wife that he will dispose of their Christmas tree in the ‘near future’.

Darren ‘Daz’ Bigballs didn’t dispose of last year’s tree until May when he took it down the dump.

Wife Alison told WalesOnCraic:

“I had to nag him to take the tree down for several days because he said that he was really busy. In the end, I took it down myself because it was quicker and easier. I think Daz was hoping that that would happen. I put the tree out the back garden so I’m now nagging him to get rid of it because I won’t be able to have a barbeque out there if it’s still there in the summer. We had countless arguments about it last year and he didn’t take it to the dump until May. When he finally got rid of it, he told me that he was doing it for me. The man’s a tosspot. I don’t know why I married him. It’s certainly not for the sex.”

Daz explained the delay in getting rid of the tree by saying that he’d been running round like a blue-arsed fly.

“I’ve been running round like a blue-arsed fly,” he said.