Hot weather brings out flying ants and nobhead drivers

The hot weather has brought out two very annoying pests this summer – flying ants and nobhead drivers.

The pests have been seen emerging from holes in the ground and going around annoying the shit out of everyone while flying ants have also been spotted.

One local resident told WalesOnCraic:

“It’s this hot weather it is. I was out my back garden having a sit down and all of a sudden, there were about a billion flying ants taking over my garden. I quickly locked myself in my house before deciding that I had to do something about it. I got in my car to go to Homebase to get some ant killer. As soon as I got to the first roundabout, this nobhead driver came flying around the corner on two wheels and nearly went into the side of me. I went to give him the V but before I could do that, another nobhead came along in his Audi and cut me up. I don’t know what it is about this hot weather but it’s really getting on my tits.”

One expert said:

“Sadly, the warm temperatures bring out all sorts of pondlife. We see it in our gardens and on our roads. But there we are – shit happens.”

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