A woman sat in her £3 Primark jogging pants has spent several hours judging the outfits of those attending this year’s Met Gala.
Julie WideArse said she’d spent 4 hours watching the event while eating pizza and chocolate. She told WalesOnCraic:
“I loves to sit down and judge all the outfits that these people wear. I’m very critical when it comes to this sort of thing – I stayed up all night and gave everyone a mark card. I give points for looks, presentation, ability to carry it off and whether I’d like to sit on their face. Sadly, this year’s event was not up to scratch. People got all arty-farty and started wearing any old shit. No one tripped over and to be honest, I turned it off after a while and put Grantchester one. It was one of those evenings, do you know what I mean?”
The Met Gala is an annual event where rich people wear any old shit to show how rich they are. It’s commonly referred to as ‘fashion’s biggest night out’.
Critics say that attendees don’t know what they’re talking about as they’ve never been to Kiwis in Cardiff city centre on a Saturday night.