Heatwave turning people into grumpy little shits

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Experts have confirmed that the current UK heatwave is turning people into grumpy little shits.

The number of grumpy little shits is expected to rise in line with temperatures over the next few days.

Daniel Dingbot of The Society of Grumpy Shits told WalesOnCraic:

“We tend to see a rise in correlation with the seasonal temperatures. We have seen a marked rise in the number of people developing into grumpy little shits this year however. We think it’s down to the fact that it’s too fricking hot and the fact that people are generally arseholes. Can I stop talking now because I’m getting a little bit pissed off that no one is really listening to a word I am saying. I could say anything right now and no one would take a blind bit of notice. Bumflaps. See? No one batted an eyelid. Stupid weather if you ask me.”

The weather is expected to be too fricking hot until further notice.