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Heatwave to continue until it gets cooler

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Wales can expect the current hot weather to last until temperatures drop, according to weather boffins.

As Wales continues to bask in the summer heatwave, experts have told WalesOnCraic that it’s likely to last until it gets cooler.

Wales’s leading weather expert, Derek the Weathersheep, told WalesOnCraic:

“We’re seeing very high temperatures across Wales at the moment. The effect that it’s having on the country is pretty grim – men are wearing flip flops, lads are walking around with their moobs out and motorists are getting shitty with each other. Having looked at the charts, I can say with confidence that this heatwave will continue until cooler weather arrives. Which will probably be next week sometime.”

Temperatures across Wales have been setting records this year, due mainly to people using aerosol deodorants back in the 1980s.

“These selfish idiots thought that they could get away with using aerosols back in the 80s. Now it’s come back to bite them on the arse.”

The summer weather is expected to continue until at least autumn.

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