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Hanger management classes open across Wales

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The Welsh government has opened 300 hanger management classes across Wales.

The classes will help those who turn into the Incredible Hulk when hungry and those who have to live with it.

Government spokesman Colin Squeakyshoes told WalesOnCraic:

“Here in Wales, we’ve reached an epidemic of hanger-related issues. I can personally relate to this as I got up early to put my bins out and I accidentally woke my boyfriend up. He hadn’t had tea last night because he was too busy watching shit on telly. He realised that he was hungry when he woke up and I only asked him if he wanted a coffee and he threw a chair at me. I then tried to get out of the house to avoid the violence but he punched me in the face and told me that he wanted toast. I’m hoping that these classes can help those affected by outbursts of hanger, and also those who have to live with it.”

Students will be shown how to control their hanger. They’ll also be shown how to eat something so that everyone else doesn’t have to put up with their shit.

Course facilitator Fanny Fudge said:

“It’ll be brutal at first but we’ll have donuts on hand in case things kick off.”