Hailstones ‘the size of King Kong’s bollocks’ flatten cars in Haverfordwest

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Hailstones the size of King Kong’s bollocks have flattened cars and houses in Haverfordwest overnight.

The huge chunks of ice, some measuring 15ft wide, wiped out several vehicles and also took out a milkman who was out delivering milk (like he’s supposed to).

One car owner, who didn’t want to be named, told WalesOnCraic:

“It was awful. One minute I’m there up to my nuts in guts with the missis, and the next minute, my car alarm’s going off. I ran to my window and there was my pickup truck – with a massive fuckoff hailstone on it. I was mortified.”

The milkman, who was knocked flying by a 10ft hailstone, was taken to hospital. His milk float was relieved of his milk by several care home staff, who are now having a Milk Shake Morning at Leathercrotch Care Home.

Parts of Wales were also hit by ‘thundersnow’, which is a shit combination of thunder and snow. It woke several people up who are now at work grumpy.