Grown woman wearing My Little Pony pyjamas refuses to wear mask in Tesco

A fully-grown woman wearing My Little Pony pyjamas has refused to wear a mask at her local Tesco store.

Rachel Wondergunt said she wasn’t going to wear the mask as it’d make her look stupid.

She told WalesOnCraic:

“You can’t make me wear a mask. It’s against my human rights. I’m not being told what to do by this government. They can’t do that to me. I’m a human being and I have civil rights. You can’t make me wear anything. I am going to write to my MP about this. This is what happens when loony left people are in charge. We need a government in charge that doesn’t boss us around. If I don’t want to wear a mask, I won’t wear one.”

Wondergunt was later persuaded to wear a mask which had a picture of Pinkie Pie on the front.

Store manager Gareth Bigballs said:

“We’d like to remind our customers that wearing a mask is for the greater good. People like Ms Wondergunt would be the kind of person to deliberately leave lights on during the blackout of WW2. If she wants to fight human right suppressions, she’d better get her arse to North Korea.”

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