Google Launch Third-Eye Glasses For ‘Close-Knit’ Areas of Wales

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Google have launched a new version of their Google Glasses to incorporate the third eye that’s common in some parts of Wales.

The new hardware comes with a special third lens that allows users to view things through their third eye.

Google technician Steven SquareEyes told WalesOnCraic:

“We’ve developed this technology especially for those parts of Wales where communities are ‘very close-knit’. Our research was telling us that third eyes are particularly common among some isolated parts of the country and we didn’t want them missing out on giving us money. The new glasses will allow users to see through women’s clothing, walls and also identify sheep at a distance. We believe that our new products has everything a Welsh person needs.”

Users of the new Glasses have told WalesOnCraic:

“My sister, who’s also my mum, bought me a pair of these. Now I look really cool going into Kwik Save. I don’t even have to look at the prices of things because my new glasses tell me. And that third eye bit is a godsend. While I’m looking at the titties in The Sun, my third eye can see watch Loose Women. It’s magic.”