God confirms that there is no commandment for baking ‘gay cakes’

God has stepped into the Gay Cake row to confirm that there is no official commandment against baking a so-called ‘gay cake’.

He was forced to intervene after it all kicked off in a court case in Northern Ireland.

God told WalesOnCraic:

“When I was writing the Bible many years ago, it never even crossed my mind that there might be such a thing as a ‘gay cake’. If I’d known, I would have made it clearer from the Beginning, which was the Word. As it stands, there is no official law in the Bible that says that you can’t bake a gay cake. I think I’ll need to update the Bible a little to clarify this. That way, we won’t have people spending thousands of pounds on crappy court cases.”

The mighty one was speaking after the Christian owners of a Northern Ireland bakery have lost their appeal against a ruling that their refusal to make a ‘gay cake’ was discriminatory.

“I couldn’t care less who makes what cakes. Just don’t go dissing me or I shall smite you.”