Giant Tits Sprayed Onto Side Of Welsh Mountain

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A large pair of pink tits has been graffitied onto the side of a Welsh mountain by vandals.

The markings, known locally as Biggiau Tittiau, appeared overnight last weekend.

Local sheep farmer, Dilwys ap Dilwys, told WalesOnCraic:

“I was down over by there with my sheep yesterday morning and when I looked up, there was a pair of giant tits looking back at me over the water. I haven’t seen a pair of tits for several decades now so it came as a bit of a shock to me. I think it’s a disgrace.”

But some residents welcome the tits. Student Gareth Wideboy said:

“We all love tits so it’s great to see them on the side of the mountain. They’re a bit on the droopy side if I’m being totally honest but tits are tits and I’m happy with them in my face every day.”

But critics have pointed out that it may not all be what it seems. Local resident Jerry Smartarse told WalesOnCraic:

“It’s like some dickhead has got a picture of a mountain off the internet, added a pair of tits on Photoshop and then uploaded it to their crap so-called ‘Welsh’ website as a news report in order to increase their Google rankings. I think it’s a disgrace.”