Giant drone cock display spotted over North Wales

A magical drone display in the form of male genitalia has been spotted over North Wales.

A giant cock and two massive bollocks were spotted over Snowdonia on Tuesday night.

Eyewitness Sheila Twoporches told WalesOnCraic:

“I haven’t seen a cock that big since I went out with Timmy back in the 80s. I was heading back home from an illegal meeting with my friends and I was coming through the mountain roads and noticed something in the sky. I pulled the car over because I thought it was a UFO and I always liked Close Encounters of the Third Kind. But as I looked, the lights formed the shape of a massive cock and bollocks. I wanted to call my friend Debbie because she loves big cocks but I couldn’t get a signal. So I took a photo and sent it to her when I got home. There was no sound. It was lovely. Best thing that’s happened to me all year.”

Authorities say that there were no planned displays in the area at the time.

“It was probably just one of the farmers,” said someone quite important.