Fully-grown man resorts to putting heating on

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A fully-grown man has conceded to his wife’s wishes and put the central heating on in their house.

The man, who didn’t want to be identified for fear of reprisals by his mates down the pub, gave the green light for his wife to put the heating on at 4pm today. He told WalesOnCraic:

“I’m ashamed to say it but yes, I’ve had to put the heating on. I was hoping that we could get through the entire winter without having it on once but by Christ, I was freezing my nuts off today. I waited until it was dark to put the heating on so that my neighbours wouldn’t see the steam rising from the boiler vent outside. The upside is that my wife now thinks I’m chocolate and can’t do enough for me – she’s even offered to sit on my face after Celebrity Big Brother as a way of saying thank you.”

The man plans to turn the heating off at 10pm, providing that he is warm enough.