Firemen Release Tredegar Woman Trapped In Home By Mountain Of Plastic Charity Bags Behind Front Door

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A woman from Tredegar has had to call the Fire Brigade to free her from her house after it became deluged with plastic charity collection bags.

Mother-of-four Emma Trott went to pop out to Kwik Save yesterday to get some bin bags. But when she reached the front door, she couldn’t reach it.

She told WalesOnCraic:

“I’ve been meaning to move them from the front door to the bin but things have been so busy here that they’ve just been sat there building up. It all came to a head yesterday when I wanted to pop out to Kiwkkie before Loose Women came on. I had no idea what to do so I called the Fire Brigade.”

Fireman Sam LargeHose who attended the property said:

“Let this serve as a warning to all those people who don’t move those shitty collection bags from their front door as soon as they arrive. We recommend putting them straight in the bin to avoid this kind of disaster. Mrs Trott was lucky in the we simply opened her back door but it could have been a lot, lot worse.”

Mrs Trott was today recovering at home with a cup of tea and a Rich Tea biscuit. Her husband Les has since cleared the front door area of plastic charity collection bags and was rewarded with a soapy tit wank.