Family bathroom scales quietly collecting dust

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A set of family bathroom scales in Swansea is quietly collecting dust upstairs.

The scales haven’t been used since October and are unlikely to be used before the summer.

Owner Rachel BeltBuster told WalesOnCraic:

“I’ve been too scared to use them in case I broke them. In the run-up to Christmas, I didn’t have time to prepare my usual healthy meals and obviously over Christmas, it’s part of my duty as a human to each as much crap as I can. I’ve eaten so much food that I think I may explode. I fell sluggish and I have trouble getting out of my front door. My bathroom scales meanwhile are silently collecting dust upstairs. I think for the sake of my family, it’s best that I don’t go on them.”

Husband Sam said:

“I can’t see my penis these days. I know it’s there somewhere but I have no idea what it looks like any more.”