Experts have told the media that the UK is currently hotter than other parts of the world.
More specifically, they said that the UK was currently hotter than the Arctic, some place in Argentina and a small island off New Zealand.
The expert told WalesOnCraic:
“We really are seeing the effects of global warming now. It was so hot last night that my face melted like that guy in Raiders of the Lost Ark. I had to scrape it off my pillow and reapply it again this morning. Looking at some other parts of the world, we are definitely hotter than some other parts of the world. It’s like we are in some kind of heatwave. You see people walking around with no clothes on and then getting arrested. It really is the end of the world as we know it.”
Another more experienced expert said:
“The temperature in the UK today is hotter than some other parts of the world. There’s a place in Argentina which is a few degrees cooler than us and there’s also a place in the Pacific which is very cool today.”