Entire Valleys Village Wins Look-a-Like Competition

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An entire Welsh village has won a local look-a-like competition.

Judges at the annual Rhigos Look-a-Like Competition made the announcement after deliberating for three hours.

Judge Betty Simpleton told WalesOnCraic:

“It was so difficult trying to tell people apart. The only difference we came across was that one person had four eyes instead of the usual three. Everyone had hunchbacks and webbed fingers. Time was getting on and in the end, we decided that everyone in the village should win. I ended up missing Coronation Street but luckily I Sky plussed it so I’m going to watch it tonight.”

One of the winners went out and bought four cans of Orangeboom to celebrate.

“It’s great that we all look like each other innit butt? We had a murder here a few months back and police couldn’t tell who it was because their DNA matched everyone else’s. That’s the sort of lovely community spirit we loves up here in the valleys.”

The annual Rhigos Indoor Festival was later cancelled due to bad weather.