England book open top bus


England have preliminary booked an open top bus to celebrate winning the Six Nations Championship.

England thrashed Ireland on Saturday, leaving an easy run-in to this year’s title.

Tarquin Smythe-Peacock, spokesman for English Rugby told WalesOnCraic:

“After one’s emphatic victory in Ireland this weekend, one has to be prudent in thinking ahead. One has pre-booked an open top bus so that one can celebrate winning this year’s title in style. One hopes that the bus can tour the length and breadth of the country, carrying the cherished trophy to all corner of the land. Obviously one can’t be too careful as there are still four games to go but one would like to think that this is in the bag.”

Tarquin is also hoping that he can kick start his failing cucumber sandwich business at the same time.

“One can hand out the blasted things for a tenner a sandwich. One can’t argue with that.”

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