The Easter Bunny has been tasered and arrested by police after he was found putting toy eggs in someone’s garden.
The rabbit was tasered in the arse as he bent down to hide some toy eggs.
The Easter Bunny told WalesOnCraic:
“I was doing it for the kids I was. I do this every year and we all know how important it is for kids to have their toy eggs. This virus don’t affect me cos I’m a rabbit see? I should therefore be allowed to carry on my annual duties. I’d also like to go on record to say that the police were very heavy-handed in all of this. They didn’t even give me a chance to argue my case. They just came in, twatted me over the head with a truncheon, told me to put the eggs down and then tasered me in the arse as I bending down to place some eggs. I didn’t have a chance. Now what are the children going to do?”
PC Plod of the Yard told WalesOnCraic:
“We all know what Boris told us to do and this idiot was out flouting all the rules. He deserved the taser in the arse.”