Dolphin gets a tattoo of fat woman from Merthyr inked on its shoulder

A dolphin from the South Atlantic has had a tattoo of a fat woman from Merthyr inked on her shoulder.

The tattoo depicts a large woman on a night out in the local Wetherspoons.

The dolphin told WalesOnCraic:

“I’ve always wanted a tattoo but I had to wait until I was 16 before I could even think about it. Inking is a relatively new thing for us dolphins but I thought I’d have something exotic put on my shoulder. I’ve heard all about these legendary women from Merthyr and after flicking through the catalogue, I plumped for the one that now adorns my body. I chose the woman from Merthyr because she looks like a strong, independent woman – the sort that’d punch you in the face and rip your bollocks off just for catching her eye in Greggs. I like that. My parents weren’t particularly pleased but it’s my body and I’ll do what I want with it.”

Friends of the dolphin said:

“We never thought she’d get it done but hats off to her.”

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