Doggers urged to keep 2 metres apart

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Doggers across Wales are being urged to stick to the 2 metre social distancing rule.

The social lovebirds traditionally come within 2 metres of each other when they meet up in local car parks.

One government minister said:

“We’ve all done it but we must urge those who are currently partaking in dogging to keep their two metre rule. I don’t care how they do it but my wife and I do it by having sex in completely different rooms. I’d like to see our dogging friends adopt a grown-up attitude, and to comply with the social distancing rules what the rest of us are undertaking.”

One dogger told WalesOnCraic:

“How do they expect me to maintain 2 metres? Are they expecting me to sort myself out and throw my muck at my friends over 2 metres away? This government is a joke. Anyway. I’m off out to the car park. Coming?”