Dog The Bounty Hunter goes missing in Welsh valleys


A massive air and sea search has begun in the Welsh valleys to try and find Dog the Bounty Hunter and his outfit of crack troops (including his wife with the big melons).

Dog, a massive reality TV star, famous for bringing criminals to justice, went missing on Sunday, after visiting the Penywaun Housing Estate in Hirwaun.

Local resident Danny LargePacket told WalesOnCraic:

“Nope. I haven’t seen him butt. This is Penywaun mind. Anything could have happened. Only this morning I saw a horse with only two legs drinking a bottle of neat gin, while smoking a joint.”

Some of Dog’s most recent catches include Al Capone, The Boston Strangler, Al Bundy from ‘Married with Children’, Howard Hughes, Paris Hilton, Yogi bears younger brother ‘Knobrot’ and the guy who shot President Kennedy’s sister.

The search continues.

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