Master of Chaos, David Cameron is reportedly relaxing in Ibiza while the shitstorm that is Brexit continues at home.
Cameron has been spotted with his trotters up and drinking a vodka and Fanta on an Ibizan beach.
An eye-witness told WalesOnCraic:
“I’m pretty sure it was him. He was asking one of the local barmaids where the nearest pig farm was and started talking about his days at Eton. He ordered a vodka and Tango and went and sat on the beach to relax. He’s been on his phone a lot so I’m sure he’s just keeping up with the fallout of the can of whoop-ass he opened. A little earlier, he’d been fishing but the only thing he caught was a shopping trolley that’d goe floating by.”
In Westminster meanwhile, MPs and other very important people are preparing to vote. One MP told WalesOnCraic:
“I’ve got no idea what’s going on. I’m just going to go in there, put an X somewhere on the sheet and hope for the best.”