Croc wearer finds himself a girlfriend

A grown man who wears Crocs has found himself a serious girlfriend.

Dean ‘Saddo’ Gumboots has been single since he bought his pair of Crocs in 2003.

He told WalesOnCraic:

“I love my Crocs but it’s come at a price as I’ve never been able to get my leg over since I started wearing them. No matter how hard I tried, it just seemed that it wasn’t to be. I signed up to dating websites and got myself a few dates but as soon as I got there, they ran off screaming. It’s taken me so many years to find someone who will accept me for who I am. She’s a lovely girl. Her eyesight’s not up to much and she smells of chicken soup on hot days but you can’t have it all can you?”

Dean’s former girlfriend, Mandy Droppyflaps said:

“We were getting along quite well until he got a pair of those shoes. I kept telling him that the holes in the shoes were where his dignity was leaking from but he insisted on wearing them. I eventually dumped him and hooked up with a donkey instead. He’s much nicer – doesn’t wear Crocs, doesn’t answer back and has got a cock the size of King Kong.”

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