A couple with relationship problems from Porth have decided to stay together for the sake of their dog.
Chris and Chris Thomas were hoping to get a divorce but their dog sat between them and pulled some sad eyes.
Chris (the first one) told WalesOnCraic:
“My dickhead of a husband has been getting on my tits for the last seven years. He’s fat and ugly and smells like a Biffa bin. I came downstairs because I wanted to tell him that I was going to divorce him but before I could get to him, my dog came in and stood between us. The little shit pulled a cute face and we decided that we had to stay together for the sake of the dog.”
Chris (the other one):
“My slapper of a wife has been getting on my tits for the last seven years. She’s fat and ugly and smells of drains. She came downstairs and I was hoping that she was going to tell me that she wanted to divorce me but before she could get to me, the dog stood in between us and pulled a cute face. We then decided to stay together for the sake of the dog.”
The dog said:
“I just wanted to be let outside for a shit.”