Corona Pop Christmas lorry fucks up Cardiff’s traffic

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Motorists were left fuming this evening as other motorists caused gridlock trying to see a lorry with lights on it.

Tailbacks were reported 5 miles long, forcing some commuters to get out their cars and kick the shit out of anything they could find in frustration.

Timmy Dingle told WalesOnCraic:

“I only popped out for a pint of milk – it took me three hours to get off my bastard drive. In the end, I had to walk to the shop and buy it. I would have picked some up earlier today but I was very busy with this and that and I can’t sleep knowing that I don’t have milk for my cup of tea in the morning.”

Another motorist abandoned her car after waiting five hours.

“I’m furious. I’ll be writing to my local MP about this.  And if he doesn’t do anything about it, I’m going to write to the Echo instead. This country has been dragged arse backwards since Gordon Brown left office.”