Children and pets spurn golden opportunity of an extra hour in bed

Young children and pets across Wales have largely spurned the golden opportunity of an extra hour in bed.

Parents and pet owners, who were hoping for an extra bit of shut-eye, are today blundering through the day thinking of what could have been.

Parent of three, Jenni EyeBags told WalesOnCraic:

“This opportunity comes around once a frigging year. I’ve been looking forward to it for weeks, months even. And what happens? The little shits are up at 5.30am on a Sunday morning. Not only do they wake up, but they then come into my room expecting me to get up and play with them. Why do kids have to be so childish? Why not just lay in bed and make the most of it like most normal people? I give up.”

Dog owner Darren Hardnut said:

“I love my dog but this morning, the little fucker was sat on my face at 4.30. I swear, had I not been so heavily sedated, I would have booted the little mutt out of my window.”

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