Miscellaneous bollocks
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3.3KCoffee shops to receive training on how to write Welsh names correctly
Coffee shops across Wales are to receive training on how to spell Welsh names correctly. At present, coffee shop staff just write...
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Scientists declare Chippy Lane as the exact centre of the known Universe
Scientists at a top university have declared Chippy Lane as the exact centre of the known universe. They calculated that the edge...
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Cameron to start work as Zumba instructor in October
Prime Minister David Cameron is to start a new career as a Zumba instructor in Barry following his resignation. Cammo will start...
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Carmarthen tax avoidance case dismissed
Magistrates today dismissed the case of a Carmarthen plumber charged with tax avoidance. Bertie ‘Monkeywrench’ Guttering, 36, refused to answer the charges...
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Mums Pack Apples In Kids’ Lunchboxes ‘To Get Them Out The House For a Few Hours’
Welsh parents are putting apples in their children’s lunchboxes so that they can get out of the house for a few hours....
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Charlotte Church To Protest At 25p Freddo Bars
Charlotte Church is set to lead a protest march through Cardiff after the price of Freddo bars reached 25p. The bars, which...
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11.5KWho’s got the biggest todgers in Wales?
Well here is what we have all secretly been waiting for – a ranking of men’s wang sizes in Wales compiled by...
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Chris Rea Takes Out Breakdown Cover for Christmas Journey
Veteran singer Chris Rea has joined the AA for Christmas after his Austin Allegro broke down last year. The musician, famous for...
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Bendy iPhone Is Homophobic: CLAIM
A gay activist from Penarth has accused Apple of homophobia after his new iPhone 6 went bent in his pocket. Clive Slackring,...