Pointless celebrity Kendall Jenner has been offered £50 to star in a TV advert for Corona pop. It follows news that her...
Donald Trump’s chief strategist Steve Bannon is to start a new career as a Zumba instructor in Barry. The former Mr Universe...
British Prime Minister has spent another sleepless night in a volatile part of the world worrying about Easter eggs. May has been...
Americans in America are celebrating being Irish today. They have chosen to be Irish instead of American as being American isn’t fun...
People across the country have been celebrating International Cockwomble Awareness Day by being total cockwombles. Motorists, shoppers and even children have joined...
So-called Steak and BlowJob day is passing quietly for vegetarian lesbians, who refer to it as just ‘Tuesday’. Steak and BlowJob Day...
A Mexican beaver who is working on an American dam without relevant paperwork is facing deportation from him home town. Juan ‘The...
This year’s International Women’s Day started 30 minutes later than usual while everyone waited for them to get ready. Those waiting for...
Donald Trump, President of the United States of America, has misspelled a three-letter word. The 70 year old golfer and part-time leader...
Russian ambassador Sergei Kislyak has told the media that he has been ‘hurting’ that no one ever remembers meeting him. Mr Kislyak...