Supreme Leader Donald Trump has told reporters that American is going to be the first country to land a man on the...
US Supreme Leader Donald J Trump has called North Korea’s Kim Jong Un a ‘cockwomble’ at the highly-anticipated summit. Reports say that...
Disgraced TV star Roseanne Barr has landed herself a new role as a sales assistant in Greggs. The comedian starts her new...
The United States has pushed through emergency legislation to arm dogs with assault rifles. The legislation was pushed through late last night...
US President Donald Trump has taken credit for launching a Tesla Roadster into space. Trump said that the whole thing was his...
British superstar Piers Morgan has had his head successfully extracted from Donald Trump’s rectum. Doctors took 17 hours to extract Morgan’s head,...
News is emerging that shithole countries across the world are still functioning. It follows news that the US is currently without a...
A doctor sent to provide Donald Trump with a cognitive analysis has said that the President is fine but that he’s just...
Short-arsed people across the world have been officially reclassified as tall elves for the festive season. The announcement comes as Santa’s real...
Mums across the world have welcomed news that taking a shit has been officially recognised as taking ‘Me Time’. Some mothers have...