UK News
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60.9KLorry uses entire M4 motorway to overtake other lorry
A lorry driver has used the entire M4 motorway to overtake another lorry heading the same way. Reggie WideArse began overtaking a...
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714No. 10 offers striking nurses extra claps
The UK government has offered an olive branch to striking nurses by offering them extra applause. A spokesman for Downing Street said...
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822BREAKING: Suella Braverman to start new job in JD Sports
Former UK Home Secretary, Suella Braverman, will be starting a new job at the Merthyr branch of JD Sports from Monday. She...
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1.2KBREAKING: Kwasi Kwarteng to start new job in JD Sports
Former Chancellor of the Cock-p, Kwasi Kwarteng, will be starting a new job at the Merthyr branch of JD Sports from Monday....
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998UK Government to arrange piss-up in a brewery
The UK Government is planning to arrange a piss-up in a brewery to celebrate its recent mini-budget. Government ministers are hoping to...
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885New Prince of Wales announced
A new Prince of Wales has been announced following the passing of Queen Elizabeth II. Living legend Michael Sheen will pick up...
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10.2KSpiders planning an autumn of terror
Spiders across the UK are reportedly in the final stages of planning an autumn of terror. The arachnids have been breeding like...
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905Sunak promises to freeze price of Space Raiders
Prime Minister hopeful Rishi Sunak has pledged to freeze the price of Space Raiders in his latest manifesto. Sunak said that the...
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1.7KRishi Sunak promises to fix economy shafted by previous Chancellor
PM hopeful Rishi Sunak has laid out his vision of the country should he be chosen as the country’s new leader. The...