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8.1KHMRC Llanishen evacuated after worker lets off a ‘Bombay Bad Boy’ fart
The HMRC tax office in Llanishen was evacuated today after one of its workers let off a ‘Bombay Bad Boy’ fart. A...
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Welsh Police Who Find Drivers Smoking With Children In The Car To Be ‘Allowed To Punch Them Hard In The Face’
Welsh police are to be given powers to punch people hard in the face if they find them smoking in their cars...
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Apple Unveil New Welsh Version of iPhone 6: The DaiPhone
Apple have announced a Welsh version of their new iPhone 6 – the DaiPhone. Apple broke the news at a glitzy launch...
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Wales To ‘Declare Independence While Cameron Farts Around In Scotland’: CLAIM
Wales is set to declare independence from the United Kingdom while David Cameron and the other two main party leaders are up...
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Mutant Stowaways Surprise Posh Rich Couple From Cardiff
A posh Cardiff couple returning home from day out the Rhondda Valley were stunned to see a gang of mutant stowaways emerge...
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Disabled Parking Spaces To Be Used For Disabled People and Lazy-Arsed Coppers
Disabled parking bays are to be designated for use by ‘disabled people and lazy-arsed police drivers’, under new proposals put forward by...
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Is This The Image of Wales We Want The World To See?
A row has broken out after a new tourism advert, proclaiming that it always rains in Wales and that the Welsh people...
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87% Of Welsh People ‘Pining For NATO Like A Lost Lover’
87% of Welsh people are ‘pining for NATO like a lost lover’, according to a WalesOnCraic poll carried out over the weekend....
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NATO Police Infiltrated Our Peace Camp: CLAIM
NATO protesters have released a photo of a man they believe infiltrated their Peace Camp at the NATO Summit. They believe the...
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8.1KMexican bandits threaten Valley Lines train service
Train bosses were forced to cancel trains between Cardiff and Pontypridd last night after an attack by Mexican bandits left a staff member...