Wales was last night sensationally voted back into the European Union following the exhilarating performances of the football team at the recent...
Prime Minister hopefuls Theresa May and Andrea Leadsom are expected to settle their leadership contest with a mud wrestling match at the...
Prime Minister hopeful Andrea Leadsom is to produce a leaflet, explaining who the f*ck she is. The woman from we-don’t-know-where could be...
A football-mad football fan from Wrexham is offering his wife to the Welsh team as a way of saying thank you for...
Argentinian footballing superstar Lionel Messi will be given access to FIFA 96 in prison. The news comes as the Barcelona player was...
NASA’s Jupiter orbiter has found the football that was last seen leaving Harry Kane’s foot during England’s game with Iceland. The ball...
Leave campaigner Boris Johnson has ridden off into the (rainy) sunset this evening after declaring himself out of the race to become...
A roofer has provided free radio coverage for a South Wales street by leaving his radio on full blast. Slap & Dash...
The planned open top Euro 2016 Victory Tour has been downgraded to a sightseeing tour for tourists. It follows England’s humiliating defeat...
Members of the UK Labour Party are to star in a remake of the 1993 cannibal film Alive. The film will feature...