Cardiff’s famous Taff Trail is to be renamed the Geraint Thomas Trail after his famous Tour De France victory last weekend.
Discussions are also taking place to re-re-name the Prince of Wales Bridge to the Geraint Thomas Bridge as he is now the true Prince of Wales.
A spokeswoman for the Assembly told WalesOnCraic:
“Geraint did a wonderful job over the weekend so we only thought it fair to name something after him. There are loads of cyclists on the Taff Trail so we thought it’d be nice if we named it after him. People can then say that they’re ‘doing the Geraint’. We are also in talks to get the newly-named Prince of Wales Bridge to be named the Geraint Thomas Bridge as the Big G is more of a Welsh prince than the current Prince of Wales is. But first we’ve got talks about wheelie bins so we’ll let you know how we get on.”
The village of Whitchurch, where Geraint grew up, has been celebrating by eating loads of chips from Top Gun chip shop and getting wankered in The Plough.