A woman from Cardiff has successfully opened a green food caddy bag.
Freda Longpippin managed to successfully open a bag late last night. Residents all across Cardiff have been struggling to open the new bags, which don’t appear to have an opening.
Freda told WalesOnCraic:
“My husband, who’s a bit of a twat, came home last week with these new green food caddy bags. He spent three hours trying to open one. He took the bags back, saying that they were faulty but it only took me a few minutes to figure out how to open one. My husband thought it was a fluke so I did a second one. He now wants a divorce which is fine because he’s a fat shit.”
Cardiff Council said that they won’t be replacing the new food caddy bags, which are also shit.