Cardiff woman on the run after visiting hairdresser

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A woman from Cardiff is on the run after visiting a hairdresser at her local home.

Charlotte Silkythighs is being sought by Interpol after sneaking into the house of Betty Beefcake to get her roots done.

A spokesman for Interpol told WalesOnCraic:

“The police in the local area were first informed about this crime after one of the hairdresser’s neighbours spotted a woman going into the house with shit hair. She reappeared two hours later with beautiful looking hair, and a kind of lustre that the rest of us can only dream about. We have therefore deployed every asset we have to try and track down this woman. She’ll be very distinctive as she’ll be the only one in the land with nice roots. We would urge any members of the public who thinks that they have seen Ms Silkythighs to call the police. Do not approach this woman. She knows that we are onto her and will only go into hiding if she is approached.”

Hairdresser Betty Beefcake is also wanted in connection with the incident. She is also on the run and the pair may have been spotted driving a 1966 Ford Thunderbird down towards Nash Point.

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