Black Friday: supermarkets sell the shit they couldn’t sell last year to a bunch of fuckwits

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Supermarket giants have sold all the shit they couldn’t sell last year to a bunch of fuckwits this ‘Black’ Friday.

That’s according to Welsh supermarket expert Timmy Squaekyshoes.

He told WalesOnCraic:

“Last year, they thought they’d managed to get rid of the all the shit LG tellies they couldn’t shift. Sadly, a lot of people brought them back because they were shit so supermarkets hope to sell the tellies for a second time. I myself bought one last year because it was on offer and I now use it to keep my bathroom door open.”

Supermarket managers deny selling rubbish, insisting that the offers are genuine ones.

Squeakyshoes dismissed their claims because he likes to argue with people.

Stores opened at 5am for the fuckwits to start buying their shit tellies.