Shopper across the UK are set to relieve stores of shit that they haven’t been able to sell all year.
Black Friday shoppers will then be heading back to the stores in a week when they realise they’ve been sold a pile of shite.
One store manager told WalesOnCraic:
“We’ve had these shitty Sanyo tellies in our stockroom for months. I just haven’t been able to shift them. Luckily, some smart arse invented Black Friday which means I can sell all the shit I’ve been wanting to get rid of all year. We are prepared for the carnage we saw last year – we’ve got some of the boys down from Merthyr to sort out any troublemakers.”
One shopper said:
“I’ve got all my credit cards polished and good to go. I can’t wait to get my hands on a telly that doesn’t work.”