Shopper across the UK are relieving stores of shit they haven’t been able to sell all year.
Black Friday shoppers will be heading back to the stores in a week when they realise they’ve been sold a pile of shite.
One store manager told WalesOnCraic:
“We’ve had these shitty Sanyo tellies in our stockroom for months. I just haven’t been able to shift them. Luckily, some smart arse invented Black Friday which means I can sell all the shit I’ve been wanting to get rid of all year. We are prepared for the carnage we saw last year – we’ve got some of the boys down from Merthyr to sort out any troublemakers.”
One shopper said:
“I’ve got all my credit cards polished and good to go. I can’t wait to get my hands on a telly that doesn’t work.”