Posts By Royston Butterscotch
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News
Cat that looks like Deirdre Barlow found in Splott
A cat that looks like the late Deidre Barlow has been found wandering the streets in Cardiff. The female cat, who wears glasses...
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UK News
Cameron: Wales and Scotland To Get Their Own Weathers
David Cameron has announced that Wales and Scotland are to get their own weathers, following his recent promise in the wake of...
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News
Swansea Woman: I Put On 32 Stone With SpeedySlim Shakes
A Swansea woman is suing a slimming company for £90 million after claiming that their slimming shakes made her put on 32...
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Lists
5 Legends of Cardiff’s Queen Street
Cardiff’s Queen Street has been home to many an enduring legend. But how many of these do you remember? Toy Mic Trev...
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News
Sad Welsh iPhone6 Twats Told to ‘Get a Life’
Sad twats camping outside an phone store in Wrexham for the new iPhone 6 have been told to ‘get a life’ by...
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Jim McDonald gets £3.50 bonus every time he says ‘so it is’ on telly (so he does)
Actor Charles Lawson who plays Jim McDonald in Coronation Street is picking up a £3.50 bonus every time he says the phrase...
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Alex Salmond ‘Crapping His Kecks’ After Realising He Might Have To Actually Run Scotland
Scotland’s First Minister On Brink of History 120% of Welsh People Couldn’t Give a Shit Results Known After Referendum First Minister of...
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3.3KNewsWelsh men to receive free ‘how-to-wash-up-as-you-go-along’ lessons
Men in Wales are to be given free ‘How-to-wash-up-as-you-go-along’ lessons in a new drive to tackle domestic disputes. The Welsh Government has...
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All Scottish People Should Be Deported From Wales In The Event of a Yes Vote: CLAIM
Calls have been made for the immediate deportation all Scottish people living in Wales in the event of a ‘Yes’ vote on...
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Music
Welsh superband ‘The Automatic’ set to release their Greatest Hit album
Welsh supergroup The Automatic are releasing their Greatest Hit album after missing out on big deal with Apple. The band, dubbed ‘the...