A colder but brighter day with lighter winds and good dollops of sunshine across the country. Cloud may thicken up in the east later and a maximum temperature of 9°C.
Down on the farm, Farmer Honey has decided that he wants to become a novelist. He’s decided to set his debut novel on a farm in Wales. His main character is going to be played by a handsome young(ish) sheep and his romantic interest is going to be a ewe called Dolly. Think he needs some work on his imagination.
Rain will move down from the northwest across the country, becoming lighter and patchier as it does. A fairly boring day with nothing to report apart from a few strong winds, particularly in the north. A maximum temperature of 11°C.
Down on the farm, Mrs Honey decided to use the local gym earlier today. She’s been a member since 2004 but has only used it once in the last 14 years. She went back today but only to use their toilets as she’d got caught short coming back from Kwik Save.
“He slept on the sofa because he snores like a bastard and soils himself after a few drinks. He’s not the man I married.”
A mostly dry and uninspiring day with fair amounts of cloud around and a few brighter spells breaking out throughout the day. Patchy showers possibly arriving into the northwest later on in the day. A maximum temperature of 10°C.
Down on the farm, Farmer Honey’s given up on the idea of Veganuary already. Instead, he headed down to the nearest kebab house and ordered the biggest doner he could get his hands on. He ate it under three minutes and spent 3 hours in a food coma.
Foggy patches clearing away to leave us with a gloriously sunny day. There will be some light clouds around but who gives a shit? A maximum temperature of 6°C.
Down on the farm, Farmer Honey’s decided to try out Dry January. He visited the local Co-op to buy some bottled water and came back with 24 cans of Skol. He’ll be starting again tomorrow.
A cold, crisp winter’s day with plenty of sunshine in eastern and central areas. Any fog that’s hanging around in the morning will lift but patchy cloud will remain in the west. A maximum temperature of 6°C.
Down on the farm, Farmer and Mrs Honey have recovered from the shits and have been planning a romantic day together. They’ve booked into a local hotel and are hoping to get some rumpy pumpy in before heading out for a romantic meal. Farmer Honey’s packed his viagra and Mrs Honey has packed her Richard Clayderman CD.
After any freezing fog patches melt away, we can expect a shiny springlike day with big yellow blobs of sunshine all over Wales. Feeling cold with light winds. Maximum temperature of 5°C.
Down on the farm, 2019 hasn’t got off to the best of starts as Mr and Mrs Honey have come down with the shits. Farmer Honey’s been blaming it on a bad pint of Skol but Mrs Honey is convinced that it’s the dodgy kebabs they had on New Year’s Eve. Either way, there are some awful noises coming from the farmhouse.
Grey, grumbly skies with rain and drizzle moving southwards throughout the day. As it clears from the north, Wales can expect shiny sunshiney skies. Becoming dry later. Maximum temperature 10°C.
Down on the farm, we’ve been saying goodbye to 2018 and hello to 2019 by all heading into the barn and getting jiggy with one another. Nothing like a big sheep love session to start the new year.
Another boringly grey and dismal day with nothing to report apart from some slight drizzle and erm…that’s about it. Maximum temperature 12°C.
Down on the farm, we’re getting ready for New Year’s Eve by preparing for our fancy dress party. Dai Llama’s coming as Donald Trump, Dolly’s got herself a Wonder Woman outfit while I’m still deciding between H from Steps or Derek Brockway. It’s so hard being me.
A grey and miserable day, with drizzly rain edging south, leaving the north brighter later on. Light rain arriving in the north overnight. That’s about as boring as it gets. Maximum temperature 12°C.
Down on the farm, we’re all still recovering from Christmas so we’ve packed away the tree and all the decorations and Farmer Honey’s been down the local Kwik Save to stock up on some Cadbury’s Creme Eggs.