Anti-Vax supporter left with dirty carpet

An anti-Vax supporter has been left with dirty carpets after his confusion left him without a carpet cleaner.

Dennis Twp had been inadvertently campaigning to ban vaccines but ended up prohibiting carpet cleaners.

Dennis told WalesOnCraic:

“What? Wait. I thought I was…oh. Oh I see where you’re going with this. I suppose you think that this is funny do you? Well I’m no sheep and if I don’t want any Vax in my life, I don’t want one. My carpets are a bit smelly but I’d rather that than having a tracking device stuck in my arm. That’s what they do you know. They pumps you full of all kinds of things so that they can take over your brain.”

Dennis’s mum, Denise, told WalesOnCraic:

“Can you come back and speak to him tomorrow please? He’s awfully confused and I really do need to get these carpets cleaned. There’s all kinds of crap over them and my feet keep sticking to them every time I take over his ironing.”

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