Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie is reportedly looking for a Welsh man with a big willy to replace her estranged husband Brad Pitt.
Jolie filed for divorce earlier this week, but is already on the lookout for a new fella, according to Welsh celebrity columnist Giles Smallballs.
Smallballs told WalesOnCraic:
“The reports I’m getting from my contacts in Hollywood is that Angelina is looking for a nice Welsh lad with a big willy. The reputation of the Welsh man as a legendary lover is known throughout the world. Many famous Hollywood actresses have demanded it, including Elizabeth Taylor, Drew Barrymore and that woman with the cock eye who used to be in Degrassi Junior High. Angelina has felt very let down by the typical Hollywood cad, who often finds himself putting it around a bit. My understanding is that Angelina will be heading to Wales to find herself a new Celtic prince in the new year. I, for one, will be waiting to greet her off that plane, clapping my little hands together, and calling out her name in a very camp fashion.”
A spokesman for Ms Jolie said:
“He’s talking shit, mate.”