Airwolf set to replace South Wales Police helicopter

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South Wales Police will be replacing their police helicopter with Airwolf.

The announcement was made by Welsh Commissioner for Police Helicopters, Derek Wideboy.

He told WalesOnCraic:

“We’ll be taking on the evil drug barons of Cowbridge and Splott. We’ll shoot them dead and then ask them questions later. This helicopter is a state-of-the-art machine. It’s capable of flying really fast, like it would if you fast-forwarded in on a film. It’s also massive fuck-off guns that can kill people from 300 miles away. We’re hiring the best pilots for the job and hopefully, if all goes well, we might get Channel 5 to make a documentary about it. I’m really looking forward to taking on the villains of Wales.”

He added that other improvements might be added to the service.

“We’ve been in touch with Michael Knight and that fella from Street Hawk. We did approach the A-Team but we found out that George Peppard is dead.”