Aberdare corner shop launches new range of Coco-Cola bottles names

A Welsh corner shop has started stocking a new range of ‘named’ Coco Cola drinks, featuring such names as Dickhead, Wanker and Arsehole. Late Night Siopa Shop in Aberdare has already sold out of its first batch.

The new range comes in response to customer demand and shop owner Dai Sorefeet is hoping to cash in on the new product.

He told WalesOnCraic:

“I’m fed up of all the supermarkets creaming the cat’s share of the cream of the….hang on. Let me start that again.

“I’m fed up of everyone else making money and not me so I’ve started this new range of Coke bottles which seem to be proving very popular. I’ve had a few suggestions for a few more names so I might add them on to my next batch.”

Shopper Tina Largecalves told WalesOnCraic:

“I bought seven of these for my husband. It’s the perfect gift for him because he’s a right arsehole.”

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