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Long Distance Clara sets up haulage company in Bridgend

Long Distance Clara sets up haulage company in Bridgend

The former star of Pigeon Street will be driving her juggernaught down the motorway

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Evening classes launched to help men load dishwashers properly

Evening classes launched to help men load dishwashers properly

The classes look to address men's lackadaisical methods of placing the dishes and bowls into their dishwashers

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Woman who told husband not to buy Valentine's Day card sad that husband didn't buy Valentine's Day card

Woman who told husband not to buy Valentine's Day card sad that husband didn't buy Valentine's Day card

Ethel Undergunt was also hoping for flowers and a slap on the arse as she left for work

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Weather warning: Wheelie bins at risk of being blown over

Weather warning: Wheelie bins at risk of being blown over

Unsecured garden furniture is also under threat from Storm Eowyn

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Senedd to start mass deportations of people who don't say sospan

Senedd to start mass deportations of people who don't say sospan

The Welsh government will be giving them a leaflet, asking them to leave the country

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Senedd to order Bristol Channel to be renamed Cardiff Channel

Senedd to order Bristol Channel to be renamed Cardiff Channel

The Welsh government is also seeking to take the Kennett and Avon Canal by force

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Donald Trump plans to build a casino in Bedlinog

Donald Trump plans to build a casino in Bedlinog

The newly installed president says he wants to strengthen trans-Atlantic ties with the south Wales metropolis

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Dickhead neighbour sets his alarm for 6 am on Sunday mornings to use his power tools

Dickhead neighbour sets his alarm for 6 am on Sunday mornings to use his power tools

Reggie Scrote gets up at sparrow's fart to use his collection of noisy power tools

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Woman files for divorce after husband has 'too many breads open at once'

Woman files for divorce after husband has 'too many breads open at once'

Tina Grumble had previously told her husband not to open a new loaf of bread until the last one had been finished

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Cold weather to last till it warms up a little bit

Cold weather to last till it warms up a little bit

The cold weather has turned many people into proper whinging bastards

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Wales brought to a standstill by half an inch of jack shit

Wales brought to a standstill by half an inch of jack shit

The country ground to a halt after a splodge of wet sleet and snow

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Woman uses gym membership card for first time this year

Woman uses gym membership card for first time this year

Glenda Lardarse put her membership card to good use this morning

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