92% of women born with inbuilt Dickhead Magnets

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A recent health survey has shown that 92% of women are born with inbuilt Dickhead Magnets.

Women born with Dickhead Magnets attract a higher percentage of male dickheads, making life harder for themselves.

Dr Andy Pandy who headed up the survey, told WalesOnCraic:

“We always thought that this was a common problem but we didn’t quite know how bad things were until we did this survey. Like Family Fortunes, we surveyed 100 women and found that 92 of them had inbuilt Dickhead Magnets. As women go through life, they end up attracting lots of dickheads, in particular, male ones. Some end up going out with them, some get married to them and some even have children with them. The trouble is with dickheads, once you’re involved with one, they are hard to shake off. They hang around like really bad farts.”

One woman, who didn’t want to be named, told WalesOnCraic:

“I get can get myself a dickhead just by looking at them. In my view, they all need smashing over the head with a shovel.”