9 Out of 10 Welsh People Think That 1 Out of 10 Welsh People Is A Twat

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9 out of 10 people in Wales think that 1 person out of 10 in Wales is a twat.

That’s the verdict of a two hour study carried out by Dai FourEyes, Professor of Stuff at Bedlinog University.

FourEyes told WalesOnCraic:

“There are twats in all walks of life and there’s nothing special about them living in Wales. I went down to the local Kwik Save and asked a survey of 10 people. Out of those 10 people, 9 of them thought that one person living in Wales was a twat. The twat eventually revealed themselves, and yes – they were wearing an England rugby shirt. This social survey gives us a great insight into the variation of twats living throughout the UK – my other studies have shown that there are a high percentage of twats living in London, and also Blackburn, for some reason.”

FourEyes intends to follow up his study with another study designed to find out how many Welsh people enjoy dogging. He will spend two nights camped out in his Vauxhall Chevette before reporting back with his findings.