87% Of Welsh People ‘Pining For NATO Like A Lost Lover’

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87% of Welsh people are ‘pining for NATO like a lost lover’, according to a WalesOnCraic poll carried out over the weekend.

With the NATO circus now moving on to pastures new, it seems the people of Wales are facing the reality of getting back to things the way they were before, according to the poll.

Glenys Grimgritts, who wanted to remain anonymous, told WalesOnCraic:

“I’d give anything to have NATO back. It was all so exciting, what with those big helicopters flying around and that. I’ve now got the prospect of going back to my shitty job with nothing to talk about apart from Shitly Come Dancing – and what a load of old shit that is.”

Another pollster added:

“God, I miss NATO. My heart is pining for them to all come back. I’ve never been this heart-broken since my wife of 50 years ago left me for another woman. Even if they just called to let me know that they were ok, and that they were thinking of me – that’s all I want. I’ve booked myself in for a day at the Celtic Manor just to spend the day reminiscing.”

Even one staff writer at WalesOnCraic said:

“We’ve got nothing we can take the piss out of right now. It’s been really easy writing stuff about NATO because it’s been so unique but what can we write about now? We’ve got to go making stuff up now and we really can’t be arsed.”o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o