Three million sick days have already been ‘booked’ for June 2020 following the Welsh football team’s qualification for the tournament last night.
Employers are bracing themselves for a return to the three day week as thousands of supporters start ‘to feel ill’.
Office worker Julian Bobblehat told WalesOnCraic:
“I can feel a headache coming on already. I’ve got a feeling it’ll be one of those ones that peak in 7 or 8 months’ time. I’ve posted a few things on Facebook in preparation for pulling a sickie – you have to do that these days – I’ve planted the seed.”
His boss, Giles Smallcrack said:
“If that fat fucker thinks he’s having a day off to watch grown men kick a ball around, I’ll be waiting for him with his P45. I know how the workers play their game – they post a few things on Facebook saying how ill they feel and then they phone in the next day to say that they’ve got the shits. I’ll be on his back.”